i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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