just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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