im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i think i just naturally attract stoners
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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