before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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