Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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