This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Randomize
