i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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