that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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