Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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