the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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