doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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