"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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