its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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