small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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