ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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