My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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