What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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