is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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