My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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