Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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