arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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