I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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