sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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