he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
