man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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