you guys were way drunker than both of me
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I love you. Go after that dick
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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