He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
