Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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