Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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