Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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