he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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