She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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