can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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