he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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