somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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