I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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