I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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