so explain again why im purple
no
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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