When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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