what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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