This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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