The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm really busy with my period
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