I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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