I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I didn't shave. On purpose
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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