watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think people are normalizing furries
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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