You're so nebulous sometimes
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Are we still banned from the library?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Someone signed my nipple.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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