I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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