One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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