Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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