fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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