Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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