The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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